Laser Energetics' new light weapon puts you on the highway to th...

Are you looking to torment a neighbor / random passerby without the messy after-effects of traditional "just plain lethal" weapons?

Perhaps you work for a law enforcement agency and you'd like to justify a budget increase by pouring cash into something vaguely futuristic.

Or maybe you're a big city mayor with a "tough on crime" stance who'd rather not put any more money in social services.

If so, we've found something both painful and cute sounding to add...