choice words

Yes, it's a big old mouthful of a job title, and no, we've no idea what exactly it entails either.

Make of this what you will, but when the FCC recently released its report on the state of competition in the wireless industry, it left a few choice words out.

Namely, it failed to describe the industry as having "effective competition" for the first time since 2002.

Artie Lange, the Howard Stern sidekick who recently tried to to stab himself to death, had some choice words for Conan O'Brien in 2008, before his move to "The Tonight Show"