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The midi-chlorians in these videos are through the roof.

Tosh.0 is now the biggest show in Comedy Central...

According to Glenn Beck, his rally is on the date and place of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech because God wanted it that way.

Meanwhile, he says the Vatican knows who he is and thinks he's very important.

Remember back when the world was young and Helen Thomas was simply an incredibly old and frail White House correspondent instead of just incredibly old and frail.

Scientology's new galactic overlord covers the one true religion.

Did humans evolve from monkeys over the course of hundreds of millennia or were we created in the Garden of Eden 6000 years ago?

It's hard for me to say, to be honest. On the one hand, like Eve, I find apples very tempting, especially when they're in fried pies.

On the other hand, I really enjoy flinging my poop.

Even Shakespeare thought that farts are funny. The only excuse not to laugh at a fart is because you're too busy laughing at a queef.

These guys know what I'm talking about.

In a world where true power is held by so few, it's no wonder so many of us turn to the solace of video games, where control over entire universes is literally put into any player's hands.

Also, there are feathers that turn you into a flying raccoon and you can beat up hookers.

Anyone with half a TV knows there's been a glut of reporting about Michael Jackson since his death last month.

And in turn there's also been a good deal of coverage of that coverage by The Daily Show and Colbert Report.

Colbert sees Hannity's Liberty Tree and raises him a Rahm Emanu-hole.