crimes

Superheroes are great at solving crimes, but downright awful at the intricacies of spatial design. As proof, we're taking ten of the jazziest superhero headquarters ever committed to paper and judging them at face value.

Consider this sentence your obligatory reminder of how unbelievably brilliant and hilarious Invader Zim was and that its cancellation by a cowardly Nickelodeon is among the greatest crimes upon art ever perpetrated by man.

Is it just me or does it seem that kidnappers rarely, if ever, manage to get away with their crimes?

You ever notice how every law enforcement agency on TV and the movies is able to solve crimes by enhancing grainy footage?

Of course you have, because it’s the one thing that every police computer can do that nobody’s personal computer can do.

Murder and justice have always been hallmarks of the "Law & Order" stable of TV shows, but never before have the fictional New York City crimes guided the show's detectives and attorneys to the United Nations -- until now.