mark sanford

Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford says politics are not in his immediate plans but he still has his sights on serious issues such as the deficit facing the nation.

Legislators irked for months over Gov. Mark Sanford's summertime vanishing act and his tearful revelation that he was in Argentina for a rendezvous with his lover plan to start debating a measure Tuesday that ultimately would remove him from office.

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart reported on the rash of ass-kissing emails sent to South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford by media outlets.

Who knew Walter Cronkite would be rolling in his grave so soon after entering it?

The Old Testament is the best. I'd need an extra hand to count all the times I've used it to justify selling my daughters into slavery.

Fortunately, I was fighting some dude and my wife touched his genitals, so I actually do have an extra hand. You can even use the Old Testament as an excuse to keep a hypocritical position of excessive power.