timeless wisdom

Few characters are more quotable than his excellence, George Oscar Bluth...uh, Bluth, or GOB for short. He is in my top 5 favorite TV characters of all time, and has even inspired me to take magician classes.

The following are some of my favorite quotes, or what we shall refer to as "The Timeless Wisdom of Gob Bluth." Cue "Final Countdown" music.

Quagmire is by far one of the most popular characters from any animated series, and with good reason. This perverted pilot has given us a wealth of sound bites and, of course, the ubiquitous 'giggity'.

The following is a list of our favorite Quagmire moments, styled as part of our "Timeless Wisdom" series.

Dwight Schrute is one of the most unique characters on television, famous for his love for wolf trivia, survival tips, and his affinity for the killer short-sleeved-dress-shirt-with-a-tie-combo.

This glue-huffing, cat-food-eating, dumpster-diving idiot savant comes up with some genius one liners and sayings - entirely by accident.

While Ricky, Randy, and J-Rock and Julian provide no dearth of one-liners and exchanges, it is the hapless Bubbles that's always held a special place in our hearts.